English butler

Gerard

Gerard, the goat butler, joined our band following a clerical error when we were having a spot of trouble with some bothersome spectres.

Indomitable, unflappable and a master of the perfect Margherita, Gerard’s intelligence was formed in a blender from a subtle mixture of brains culled from the craniums of Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Chien-Shiung Wu and Angelina Jolie.

20130708-231241.jpg20130715-214145.jpgGerard riding the Planetary Exploration Vehicle (PEV)

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