By some strange quirk of fate, I appear to have been reincarnated as myself (albeit myself in an alternate reality).
In this strange existence, I am not a brigand or buccaneer. I seem able to perform acts that are for the good of mankind as a whole. Now where’s the fun in that?
Worst of all, though, is the bizarre new colour of my headgear.
…although the fact that I am an unconnected floating head is a little strange too…