Well, the last re-incarnation was a bit of a flop but I think I’m going to be okay this time.
I’m an Archduke! I’m called Franz Ferdinand (just like the band)!
Best of all I’ve escaped an assassination attempt so surely I’m in the clear!
Earlier this morning I was out with my dear wife in our chaufer-driven limousine, enjoying the sights of Sarajevo when some fool threw a grenade at us. Luckily his aim was not true and he ended up detonating the poor couple in the car behind!
Naturally, we continued on to the soiree at the Governor’s house. Great fun. My wife insists that we should go and visit the survivors of this morning’s attack at the hospital so it’s back to the car we head now…. I suppose we should let the bodyguards know about the changed itinerary but I’m sure everything will be fine without them.
Auf wiedersehen, Freunde!