A Special Pronouncement from our Town Mayor

Be alert!

At a time when pirates clad only in their underwear are running rampant in our fair city, I urge you all to be ever-vigilant.

All pirate sightings should be reported to the Police Department or in the case of Lady Pirates please just take a photo and call me on my personal number 555-2368. (There is a very cryptic clue here as to what on earth is going on)




  1. Lady Pirates don’t exist and they are all ghosts, because they existed but they were too proud and swam the heavenly seas in the clouds and sometimes fell off the ship and that happened too much and they crashed eventually, like all of them, that kinda sucks, so they decided to stay on as ghosts and keep pirating.

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