Negotiations are going well.
The whale was released unarmed if a little de-flippered.
From their initial demand for 1000 new followers, the blackmailers have dropped by orders of magnitude until they are demanding a solitary new follower. Hopefully by tomorrow they’ll only want 0.1 of a follower and from then on, we’re on the final stretch of this whole torrid affair.
While we await the release of the pictures I present for you enjoyment a post-it note confiscated from one of my underlings (Jeffry Hardcastle, if you must know).