Progress Report

Negotiations are going well.
The whale was released unarmed if a little de-flippered.

From their initial demand for 1000 new followers, the blackmailers have dropped by orders of magnitude until they are demanding a solitary new follower. Hopefully by tomorrow they’ll only want 0.1 of a follower and from then on, we’re on the final stretch of this whole torrid affair.

While we await the release of the pictures I present for you enjoyment a post-it note confiscated from one of my underlings (Jeffry Hardcastle, if you must know).




  1. I look forward to 0.1.

    I think I can find some hand lying somewhere and make it subscribe to your blog. There may be violence, but it’s all in the name of truth, justice and killkates way.

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