Prerequisites for becoming a pirate…

It’s almost as if they don’t want her on board…




  1. I enjoy the misadventures of almost-pirate girl quite a lot. This latest one is probably the best, which is saying something, because the previous ones weren’t too shabby either.

    Also I’m always willing to help in beard issues.
    In this case, I’d give her an elderly piece of advice: get older, the facial hair will come. Though, by then, you’ll probably want it to leave.

    Alternatively, get some syrup, put it all over your face, and massage it with a cat.
    And voilĂ ! Now you have a realistic beard. (*This answer is sponsored by infamous video game logic (R))

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