There is definitely something remiss here…
Firstly, London is not seaming with tourists.
Secondly, we have not been pounced upon by the UK security forces.
Thirdly, this policeman is:
Completely out of scale with everything else in London,
Carrying what appears to be a turkey drumstick instead of a truncheon,
and is made out of some kind of rudely painted shiny ceramic.
What on earth is going on?