Jiminy cricket! This flight lasts for 14 hours! It’s only your messages that we’ve had to entertain ourselves.
For the last few hours though, we’ve been entertaining ourselves with tobecooper’s idea of giving Uncle Frank a wooden leg. We decided to give him a hook too.
Oh! Hold on! Do you think he meant us to replace the missing tentacles rather than to maim him further. Oops!
Oh well, never mind- it’s just about time for us to change flights…