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MORE MAULINGS AT KILLKATIES’ HALL

Another victim has fallen prey to the wild tiger that has a free run at the local manor house.

Goat butler, Piotr Wenkmein was able to confirm that the victim was a family member. Police have been unable to confirm his identity as yet.

Investigations continue.

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