Oh crikey! Uncle Frank succeeded in opening the gates of hell. Luckily most of the demons didn’t notice and I was able to block up the entrance with a large Queen Anne cupboard.
Those blinking ghosts are a real nuisance though. Insuch a situation who you gonna call?
Well, due to a mis-reading of the phonebook, I called Goat Butlers who having a real munch of the curtains and tapestries.
So now who am goin to call?