Staff wanted. Will be paid in ink.

Well we seem to be losing staff at an alarming rate here at the mansion house. Latest to be relieved of her post is Chief Maid, Hettie. Again, it was bloodstains on the carpets.

Hettie bravely soldiered on, guiding the correct positioning of my new portrait but collapsed after three hours. With her usually agreeable visage now baring huge claw marks, I decided to let her leave the staff at the earliest opportunity.

£352 was deducted from her salary to cover the damage to her uniform. Bailiffs will be reclaiming both cash and uniform just as soon as surgeons can stem the bleeding.


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