€375,000,000 (swoon)

Unfortunately, following accusations of forgery, the proceeds of the sale are being held by the Swiss government until Novice Nun comes up with a plausible explanation for the paint stains all over her habit…

Poor love, she’s welling up. We still want an explanation though!



  1. Foul! Circumstantial evidence! Paint stains? Pfft. If the paint matches the forgery then I might believe the story, but no way she’s guilty. Let’s see the paint smear analysis!

    1. I’d like to hear her side of the story unfortunately, she seems to have taken a vow of silence.
      Maybe this runs so deep that the whole nunning world could be brought to its knees…

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