A new year’s resolution: to post something every day.
To celebrate, we’re back where this whole mess started- PIRATES!
Here we see an image of Captain Erasmus Bonefort, who was known to terrify his enemies by attacking them whilst not wearing breeches.
Despite his name, he did not live in a bone fort.
He met his maker when setting to sea in a custom-built ship fashioned from bones.
He was not missed. Having been hatched in a jam jar he had no living relatives, a slimy jam trail being the only mark he left in this world.